Around the Horn ~ Sunday 5.2

Sr. Circuit

Sun 5/2 951 Washington Nationals
J. Lannan +1.5 -128 +181 OVER 8.5 -103
10:10 AM 952 Florida Marlins
J. Johnson -1.5 +118 -193 UNDER 8.5 -107

Sun 5/2 953 Houston Astros
B. Norris +1.5 -131 +159 OVER 9 +107
10:35 AM 954 Atlanta Braves
D. Lowe -1.5 +121 -169 UNDER 9 -118

Sun 5/2 955 Cincinnati Reds
A. Harang +1.5 -109 +224 OVER 7.5 -107
11:15 AM 956 St Louis Cardinals
C. Carpenter -1.5 +101 -240 UNDER 7.5 -103

Sun 5/2 957 Arizona D-Backs
E. Jackson +136
11:20 AM 958 Chicago Cubs
T. Gorzelanny -145

Sun 5/2 959 Milwaukee Brewers
R. Wolf -1.5 +153 -107 OVER 7.5 +101
01:05 PM 960 San Diego Padres
J. Garland +1.5 -166 +101 UNDER 7.5 -111

Sun 5/2 961 Colorado Rockies
J. Chacin +1.5 -152 +148 OVER 8 +100
01:05 PM 962 San Francisco Giants
J. Sanchez -1.5 +140 -157 UNDER 8 -110

Sun 5/2 963 Pittsburgh Pirates
J. Karstens +1.5 +102 +225 OVER 8.5 +102
01:10 PM 964 Los Angeles Dodgers
H. Kuroda -1.5 -110 -241 UNDER 8.5 -113

Sun 5/2 965 New York Mets
JO. Santana -1.5 +122 -131 OVER 9 -105
05:05 PM 966 Philadelphia Phillies
J. Moyer +1.5 -132 +123 UNDER 9 -105

AL

Sun 5/2 967 Minnesota Twins
F. Liriano -1.5 +104 -154 OVER 8 -111
10:05 AM 968 Cleveland Indians
D. Huff +1.5 -112 +145 UNDER 8 +101

Sun 5/2 969 LAA Angels
Jer. Weaver +1.5 -182 +113 OVER 8.5 +107
10:05 AM 970 Detroit Tigers
J. Verlander -1.5 +167 -120 UNDER 8.5 -118

Sun 5/2 971 Chicago White Sox
M. Buehrle +1.5 -114 +188 OVER 9.5 -103
10:05 AM 972 New York Yankees
P. Hughes -1.5 +105 -201 UNDER 9.5 -107

Sun 5/2 973 Oakland Athletics
B. Sheets +1.5 -159 +129 OVER 8.5 -105
10:05 AM 974 Toronto Blue Jays
S. Marcum -1.5 +146 -137 UNDER 8.5 -105

Sun 5/2 975 Boston Red Sox
J. Beckett -1.5 +110 -145 OVER 8.5 -114
10:35 AM 976 Baltimore Orioles
K. Millwood +1.5 -119 +136 UNDER 8.5 +103

Sun 5/2 977 Kansas City Royals
Z. Greinke +1.5 -170 +122 OVER 8 -103
10:40 AM 978 Tampa Bay Rays
W. Davis -1.5 +156 -130 UNDER 8 -107

Sun 5/2 979 Texas Rangers
C. Wilson +1.5 -210 +103 OVER 7 -135
01:10 PM 980 Seattle Mariners
D. Fister -1.5 +192 -109 UNDER 7 +122

Damnit again i mean I Hate Wrigley Field, Fucking Salami wont be out until im in like Whats that shit? REM Sleep and shit LOL

And ofcourse it being Sunday and All... i want to have everyone notice ONE THING

ONLY ONE AMERICAN LEAGUE GAME IS OVER 8.5?

And its My game in Yankee Stadium, I mean how often do you see that Many AL totals under 9 on a full slate of Games, Obviously Hughes and Buehrle isnt a cupcake to go over, Philly Hughes ive seen every start guys, EVERY START, and um, Hes on his game big time, Granted ofcourse both games have seen 10 and 13 Runs Resp. , Granderson is Down, and ESPN felt like making it the biggest deal ever, OMG Now Gardner has to face every day pitching? Um, what thefuck has he been doing ya dope? Hes batted 9th in just about damn near every game basically, And Granderson has gotten his fair share of AB Vs Leftys too and that isnt sparkling exactly, so I mean Ok Thames and Winn will be the load bearing LF of the NEW YORK YANKEES, AWWWWWW Poor Us, i mean WTF, Now our CF is Gardner, Hello, what exactly do we lose on the Defensive end? I dont see much discrepency one bit, if not to what end, that Gardner should could or would have been our CF Anyway, so whatever, Thames is being a Yankee, he swings for a gap or Fence damn near every whiff he takes, he doesnt hope for a Bloop single, Ive again, seen just about all, if not all of His AB's as well, and Man, He is ripping the ball, i dont care what his average is or OB% nada, when you hit the ball that hard, good things happen, and Winn? Ahh ok, that i feel reluctant about because he is Randy Winn i mean Bat? No, Speed? Yes but can he utilize it by getting on base? And his defense is decent enough obviously hes got the experience duh, so whatever, what we lose isnt a ton, and it may be the rest of may before we see Curtis so be prepared to play boys!!

Now As far as bets go?

Again, noticing the WHOLE BOARD Now, and Again, ONLY ONE Total at 9.5 and basically the whole league under 9 as a whole, wow, Sunday ofcourse can see a rest day, but alot of teams played day games today so there will be plenty of rest and its Sunday, Guys have their week planned out long before today, trust me Managers know What Intermediate plans hell have, short of Injuries and matchups and streaks Etc, so Man, i may have to hit The Salami OVER On Sunday for the first time in a while, i am usually on first blush a game 1 and game 3 of series' Under salami day, aka, Monday new week Unders to start new series, Friday new series openers, Salami Unders, just my own personal way i guess, unless ofcourse Pitching Matchups influence me enough, obviously i mean we know i cover the salami at every aspect breaking down every game as a unit obviously, as a league, as a Game by game, and total by total, which is why most people know me for totals, HEY!!!! Makes sense now doesnt it, YA THINK!!!

Why the fuck do you think im always on totals, because IM Im breaking down seymour every fucking day, and each game has to be dealt with to deal with that! Science huh, BRILLIANT!! LOL

So man, i dont know Arizona @ +136 sure does make me a bit hard, i mean Edwin has been more than decent so far, and the Cubs ofcourse made the miracle comeback tonight, so who knows what that can lead to, but id love to be up in time to get a weather report, and ofcourse to see seymour, damnit! Its like 1 AM for me now, how the fuck can i get up in time?!?!!? Fuck me Ok, ill do it, because actually now that im breaking down more of the board as i go?

Starters are actually decent today, so i guess it makes sense why the totals are low-ish, I mean there are some names on the docket for sure as i see it, so with the hope of rest for some of the big names, and the thought that a pitcher may show up? If its 129 or so? I may actually sneak it under, Squeezey man, youll have the best shot to see it, if the Cubby total is 10? It may even drop to 126.5 which is drastically low from the 141 we can see with full slates more often than not, thats ofcourse if i did my math right, maybe i missed a game and it should be 134.5 and im too tired to do it again lol

D Backs ML though, Dog me up!!

I Allready told Brew, if Fister is less than a dime or better any day? Then thatll be the day hell be On my board so the Mariners are good to go!

Houston at a Solid Value there IMO!!

Another Dog in San Diego man, like they just cant win today? Ahhh man, look at that record, ill wait for them to fade before i call them to fade yet!

Wow Verlander and -120? At Home? i couldnt type that quick enough to correct like 5 typos in one sentence because my hands were trying to keep up with my enthusiasm, holy cow, thats just lovely, Detroit is yet again looking like a play worth having!

Maybe ill toss it in with Marcum and the -135 Jays at home, i mean they atleast do try to give away the Jays every damn day it seems!

Hmm, fuck i want to get up in time, plus i like to get up and get my Serie A Fix, which damnit i need to post still? WTF MAN TOO MANY SPORTS!! TOO MANY WORDS FOR A 4 PERSON FORUM!! LOL